September 6, 2009

LET HIM GO!!!!!

So I'm scrubbing the throne this morning, and in the other room the teeveee is on and here comes screaming into the throne room the booming, obnoxious voice of a dead person. Billy Mays, a for real 2009 bonafide friggin zombie. And it occurs to me as I jump at the sound of his dead screamery, trying not to splash Clorox and make unwanted clean spots, that there is something eerie and obscene about the inhuman decision to go on ahead and let a man who has passed, crossed over, a dead guy sell a product. To continue to make some money off of his ass whether he's still breathing or not. There's something just indecent and despicable about that. THE GUY DIED. As in He's NO LONGER WITH US, for chrissakes. Let him GO. How easy can that be on his family or friends or those who actually knew him and actually LIKED/LOVED him to be watching whatevs on their teeveees and there's "dad", or whoever he was to them? That's GOT to be way further down the road from weird....It's creepy to me and I could never even STAND him to begin with. To this day, someone is making money off of him, and his body has already been disposed of, quite some time ago actually. I think there's just something inherently sick about that whole scenario.

"They" pulled that excon type muggeresque shamwow guy after he nailed (with his fist, no less) a prost. As well they should have. No one wants to hear or see or is moved to buy from an abusive prost user. But will they buy from a dead guy? The point being where exactly is the line of decency these days and who the fuck drew it? This is somehow sickly akin to the newest "product" being developed and hawked by the banksters, Bundled Life Insurance Policies:

"The bankers plan to buy “life settlements,” life insurance policies that ill and elderly people sell for cash — $400,000 for a $1 million policy, say, depending on the life expectancy of the insured person. Then they plan to “securitize” these policies, in Wall Street jargon, by packaging hundreds or thousands together into bonds. They will then resell those bonds to investors, like big pension funds, who will receive the payouts when people with the insurance die."

I for one cannot believe that crap's legal!!! I thought we were promised "regulators" at some point. And where are MY shares of their recent profits, since my money bailed out these piece of shit scheisters (AGAINST MY WILL HOSTILE TAKEOVER MOVE, I MIGHT ADD)??? I've not seen any checks in my mails, how bout you?

But I digress..........

Making a buck off the dead or dying. One more thing to add to Maher's New Rule: Not Everything In America Has To Make A Profit. You know where this is headed. Someone figuring out some scam way someday where all of us, the little people, are worth more dead than alive. We'll see how THAT impacts the health care debate!!!

But meanwhile, take Mays off the teeveees. Not because we never did and still don't want to hear his chit, but because it's the decent, human thing to do...........
hello???
Buehler????
gawddamned inhuman corporations!

7 comments:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Believe it or not his family gave the OK for this macabre capitalistic shit. You know, the old "Billy would have wanted it this way." You can be sure the family don't mind the extra bucks comin' either.

Demeur said...

Considering that most of us are worth more dead than alive (hey don't tell your signifigant other) does it really matter? Other than the fact that he was an obnoxious voice of infoland wouldn't you want to provide for your family on your passing?
But I must say the bonds do sound goulish and the next set up for a wall street melt down.

big em said...

Hell, we had a long-dead Fred Astaire resurrected to -- WTF was it - - dance with a vacuum cleaner during the Super Bowl, I think? So I wish I could be shocked about Billy Mays, but, to be honest, I'm more surprised that they took the Sham-Wow asshole OFF the air. It must be because the TV execs figure that the gullible white-trash bible-thumpers whom they aim this crap at might be distracted from product purchases by a sex-crime (they couldn't get their hucksters to shout loud enough to get peoples' minds off of THAT), whereas they probably figure that the proles will think that Billy Mays is in heaven and wants them to buy this crap...

Anonymous said...

Remember. Thirty more seconds with Bill Mays is thirty less seconds with Michael J.

Anonymous Bill

Anonymous said...

This is an ex-pitchman!

LanceThruster said...

I believe they un-pulled the SHAM-WOW guy as I saw him hawking the SLAP-CHOP on the tubervision last night.

I do not really have a problem with the dead hawking goods as that is the nature of immoratalization through film, photo, recording, and the printed word.

Gary Glitter was busted for child porn and convicted of lewd behavior with children but still gets his "Rock and Roll parts 1 & 2" played in sports arenas from coast to coast so the problems with mere deadness do not seem insurmountable.

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