September 16, 2009

Liberal bias!!!

Today's Republican outrage? Patrick Swayze's obituaries aren't mentioning ‘Red Dawn’ prominently enough.

Conservatard blogger busts a nut over the media’s perceived dis of a red-blooded Amerikkkan classic: the rightwingnut masturbatory fantasy “Red Dawn.”

’Here’s a sign the Washington Post is a liberal newspaper: [yesterday’s] Adam Bernstein obituary for Patrick Swayze begins obviously by noting his big hits “Ghost” and “Dirty Dancing,” but doesn’t get to “Red Dawn” until paragraph 23. Even then, Bernstein wrongly suggests he had a supporting role…’
Even worse? The obit cited Patrick’s drag-queen role in "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar" BEFORE mentioning the like totally awesome “Red Dawn.” OMFG!11!!! Wolveriiiiiines!!!! Avennnnnnge meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Must be hard to type with all that tinfoil wrapped around your head.