September 21, 2009

Opening night

It had everything: A new state-of-the-art $1.1 billion stadium. A TV screen that can be seen from space. A coin toss by the former pretzaldent. A separate skybox just for your ego. Getting to pick your nose inside your brand new luxury suite…


Losing to your division rivals, the NJ Giants, on Sunday Night Football. Bwahahahahahaha!

Suck it, Jerry! Ha ha ha ha ha! And fuck you!