October 21, 2009

Bearing false witness, being douchewads

‘We’re winning against those gay, babykilling, dogwalking liberals!’ boasts Republican Jesus, adding “Just don’t get me started on the damn Jews!”

"The good news is that religious conservatives continue to breed like rabbits, while secular saboteurs have shut down: they're busy walking their dogs, going to bathhouses and aborting their kids."
– the always inspiring and reverential Catholic League. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to stop at the local bathhouse prior to my appointment at the abortionist.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I recall a huge number of Catholics who were all Democratic in the early 60's. Shallow, hypocritical bunch, aren't they?

A World Quite Mad said...

Anonymous, that wasn't *southern* Democrat was it? Ah, but now the parties have flipped on their agendas, and it's the Republicans who are by and large the racist bastards. A pity for a party that was started to end slavery. How the mighty have fallen.

thesmoots said...

St Ronnie was funded by the evangelicals and that blossomed into the "Moral Majority" which has since turned into the 20% who still think rethuglicans can run the government.

The flip in agendas is the direct result in the buy out of the republican party by the churches and corporations.