Bigot booted from ballclub bidding

The ego has landed! NFL tells Limpballs not only no, but HELL no!

Repulsive oinker Rush Limbaugh has been told to go to hell after NFL players, owners, coaches and fans objected to his bid to buy the Rams. Of course this means it was the liberal media’s fault.

On his radio show Wednesday, Limbaugh said the controversy surrounding his participation in the bid "is not about the NFL, it's not about the St. Louis Rams, it's not about me. This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative."

But Mr. Limbaugh's comments clearly rankled members of the NFL community. Several players said they would not play for him.

Comments like

“Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”

“The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”

“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.”

“Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?”

“We need segregated buses — it was invading space and stuff. This is Obama’s America.” and

"Barack the Magic Negro."

[The bloated, racist junkie] says his staff is working "behind the scenes" to get apologies and retractions "with the force of legal action" against any journalist who has misquoted him over the past few days.

Limbaugh aimed squarely at Rick Sanchez, dredging up the CNN anchor's past:

”Rick ‘DUI, Leaving the Scene’ Sanchez. Now on CNN every afternoon spreading filth and lies, knowingly... like many journalists, he can't take the kind of investigation or coverage he dishes out and the rest of his people dish out. They head to the tall grass, hide behind executives. I know ordinary people go to jail for this. But he was friends with the cops! As a TV reporter, he was friends with the cops. He got preferential treatment.”

Preferential treatment. Funny, coming from Rush “Viagra-Fueled Sex With Underage Dominican Boys” Limbaugh, who got off not only on said underage Dominican boys, but on doctor-shopping and prescription abuse for which ordinary people would go to jail. Eat it, scumbag.