Bloated, misogynist abuser of Dominican boys’ involvement in Miss America beauty pageant sets wrong tone, says some loudmouthed broad:
All those pretty young women shimmy down the runway wearing skimpy swimsuits and smiles that slowly fade into suppressed shrieks as they come face to ogling face with the same guy who just last month said the Marines rejected Hillary Clinton because they "do not have uniforms that fit that big an ass."Obama-ite! Lieberal media lynch mob! Wharrrrgarrblll!
Not a Hillary fan?
OK, here's his take on why John Edwards was unfaithful to his cancer-stricken wife:
"My theory that I just explained to you about ... what could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk."
What might the Miss America officials be thinking?
... channelling freepers.