Bloated, misogynist abuser of Dominican boys’ involvement in Miss America beauty pageant sets wrong tone, says some loudmouthed broad:
All those pretty young women shimmy down the runway wearing skimpy swimsuits and smiles that slowly fade into suppressed shrieks as they come face to ogling face with the same guy who just last month said the Marines rejected Hillary Clinton because they "do not have uniforms that fit that big an ass."Obama-ite! Lieberal media lynch mob! Wharrrrgarrblll!
Not a Hillary fan?
OK, here's his take on why John Edwards was unfaithful to his cancer-stricken wife:
"My theory that I just explained to you about ... what could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk."
What might the Miss America officials be thinking?
... channelling freepers.
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I haven't watched the Miss America pageant since I was about nine years old. There's a reason for that LOL
If they're trying to increase their viewership, I think they're going about it the wrong way around. Hehe... >:D
Ooooh this is fucking great. I love witnessing this fat tub'O'shit getting publicly bitch slapped by the NFL and now these peeps. How sweet it is.
si Capt. Bat!
and i cried for that poor kitteh!
siri
Maybe, maybe I say, the pageant officials aren't complete idiots. Their entire viewership consists of old fat white guys with an I.Q. below 100. The same for the Fat Anti-Buddha.
Smoots may be onto something there. The 'Pageant' has been struggling a lot the last 10 or 20 yrs that much of this could just be a publicity stunt to garner SOME interest in a dying event. I personally think the Miss America contest historically had a big titillation component to it for the male audience with the swimsuit competition, but that declined when the 60's came along and nudity/sex became more prevalent. Guys didn't need to get excited watching some swimsuit-clad women, they could see that on regular TV, and movies/magazines offered even more revealing views. And I think US womens' perception of Miss America changed too - - I believe a lot of US women of the 1940's & 50's had a significant idolization thing about the contestants. Now I suspect the general perception is that a lot of the Miss America's are superficial and semi-airheads and -- other than their physical shapes -- most women probably don't want to emulate them...they no longer represent an 'ideal' but an anachronism.
The band Styx once wrote a song quite appropriate to the topic. "Miss America" (from the album "The Great Illusion") was a biting commentary on the entire circus, and is as correct today as it was then.
Make that "The Grand Illusion"
A little too young for senility, so it must be good weed!
Yep, three wives later Rush still doesn't get it.
I was almost feeling sorry for you, Rush, but then I realized that all human interaction is transactional for you and your exes-- what's in it for me? thy ask as they endure the creepiness of your bloated, wrinkled, and naked body in the bed next to them.
You gave what you could. They gave what they could.
Then they roll over and say Patience. Patience. Endure a few months of this, and I'm set for life.
Sad, really.
two words
anita bryant
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