October 5, 2009

“Going Rogue: An American Laughingstock”

Late-night comics have fun with Caribou Meathead’s new writey-readey thingamabob --

"Sarah Palin's 400-page memoir is going to be released on November 17th, and it's called 'Going Rogue: An American Life.' And critics say that it starts out okay, it gets really exciting and then confusing, and then the last 100 pages are blank." -- Jimmy Fallon

"The book costs $24.99, but it has a $5,000 jacket." -- Jimmy Fallon

"People in Alaska are looking forward to Sarah Palin's memoir. They're already calling it 'The Book to Nowhere.'" -- David Letterman

"’Are You There Russia? It's Me, Dipshit’" -- Bill Maher

"Sarah Palin's new autobiography doesn't come out until November, but it is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the website, it says, 'People who bought this book also bought no other books in their entire life.'" -- Jimmy Fallon

"It's a big, huge book. But when you go into the store, you can use that big book to step up so you can reach a better book." -- David Letterman

"But the book has got a lot of beautiful pictures of Russia that she took from her front porch." -- David Letterman

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someday, psychologists will figure out just what she has.

maru said...

snort LOL

Anonymous said...

.....a $5000 jacket that's on loan!"
lol
hysterical post, Maru!
siri

JeffKay said...

It's already remaindered. (CAUTION. LINK IS TO NEWSMAX.COM).

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Kentucky Rain said...

Caribou Meathead!!! LOL LOL. I hope you don't mind but I just have to start using that when referring to The Palin.

maru said...

Thanks, guys!