October 28, 2009

Republicans want to honor teabagging on House floor

Fisting, golden showers, wearing diapers when soliciting prostitutes not mentioned.

From the You gotta be fucking kidding me dept:

Rep. Tom Price (R-Gahh) today introduced — along with 75 other Republicans — a resolution to officially commemorate the 9/12 teabagger march on Washington. Other sponsors of H.R. 870 include Rep.. Michele Bachmann (R-eallyfuckedup), Rep. Steve King (R-Iowuabrain), and Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Vagina).

Causing the HypocrisyMeterTM to immolate itself yet again, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-uh r-OH) picked the same day to send out an email blasting Dems for wasting time by noting the birthday of Confucius, "with millions of Americans looking for jobs and the nation’s unemployment rate nearing 10 percent."

“Perhaps Mr. Boehner thinks that honoring teabagging will be a boon to the prostitution industry.”
If by “prostitution” you mean “hate radio”, then yeah.


Above: photo of what a teabagging march might look like.