Repuke values & the sanctity of marriage

South Carolina republican spares puppies, goats in disgusting sex romp.

A 66-year-old deputy assistant attorney general was fired after being caught in a cemetery on his lunch break with an 18-year-old stripper and sex toys in his sport utility vehicle.

Republican Roland “Cornhole’ Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery in Columbia, South Carolina with an 18-year-old employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, when an officer spotted him on Monday, according to a police report.

After being caught trying to flee the scene, Corning and the hooker got off on charges, and Corning got fired. Or ‘abruptly resigned,’ to spend more time apologizing to his family.

Bonus: A search of the SUV turned up some bare necessities -- items that Corning said he always kept with him "just in case.” No, not road flares and bottled water, but Viagra and ‘several sex toys.’

Bonus II: Corning is, of course, married.