November 16, 2009

Bringing honor to America

The latest nontroversy by rightwingnuts: ‘Obama forgot to put a flag pin on his teleprompter’ or something.

The knuckledragging hypocrites of Powerline on the President’s visit to Japan: "Every time Obama goes abroad, he embarrasses himself and sells out his country."

Oh really.



Well, at least he hasn’t bombed the holy bejeebus out of anybody based on a lie. Some comments from the intarweb:

Has he given any back rubs or thrown up on any heads of state yet? Get back to us when that happens.

Everyone knows the only proper way for an American President to greet foreign leaders is for him to drop his pants and wave his dick around in their face, all while screaming "AMERICA FARK YEAH!!! WHAT NOW, BIATCHES!!!" at the top of his lungs. Doing absolutely anything else makes us look weak in the eyes of our enemies.

It was Rahm's idea. They want all the Republicans screaming about this instead of the new bill he's got going through on Monday. It is called the "Taking Guns From Whitey In Order to Enslave Their White Daughters As Sexual Servants for The ACORN Workers Manning the FEMA Camps Holding the Christian Dissenters Act of 2009"

I hope it never goes public that Obama uses white toilet paper.

I'd like to go on record saying that I, along with all other non-lunatic Americans, do not feel sold out.

5 comments:

JeffKay said...

Bowing to some arab, I think it's bin Laden
http://www.reformation.org/en-bush-king-abdullah.jpg

Bowing to some boy-raping Nazi
http://www.stolendroids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bush_bow.jpg

Foreplay before the tongue bath he gives the guy in the dress
http://www.issuepedia.org/wikiup/3/30/513.jpg

atheists eat fish said...

LOL-I am so disturbed that Obama uses white toilet paper. Wiping his ass with whitey is what I always expected a black president would do. That having been said, "wipe your ass with whitey" beats the hell out of "don't squeeze the charmin" as an advertisement.

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