December 22, 2009

All my orifices are clenching right now

Hmmmm.... what should I get him for Christmas? A donation in his name to The Human Fund, or a gift certificate for a prostate exam?


I'm sorry, this both appalls and delights me.

1 comment:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Fuck that, dick in a box worked last year, it will work just fine this year to.