December 23, 2009

Patriotic pitbull Fucking coward puts press in 1st Amendment Zone

Palin – or Stalin? Chickenshit “rogue” calls on her armed brownshirts to eject bloggers, reporters from book-signing photo-op.

Almost as soon as I had my picture taken I felt a hand on my shoulder.

I turned around and came face to face with a local police officer who quickly informed me that I was on the "banned list".

"I am on the WHAT list?" I asked.

"The banned list sir, I am going to have to escort you off of the property."

Sarah Palin has done everything she could to keep the media as far away as possible during this book tour, however I do believe that this is the first time she actually had anybody listed by name.
Sounds vaguely communist to me… Of course, she CAN see them from her house, but still.

Bonus: the reader comments from the Frontiersman, Failin’s local noozepaper.

2 comments:

big em said...

Can't you just see Palin as POTUS??
"Oh, that creepy China guy President Hu Jintao said something bad about my hair... SECURITY! Remove him from the premises". What a fucking tool.

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