The FBI has arrested conservaturd fapboy/anti-ACORN pimp filmmaker James O’Keefe on a federal felony offense: Watergating a Democratic Senator. Excuse me while I go bust a gut laughing.
James “Nixon” O’Keefe, who won a major award as Republican Savior from his fellow rethuglicans, was among four men who were arrested Monday and accused of plotting to wiretap the New Orleans offices of Sen. Mary Landrieu.Bonus: it wasn’t just the Senator’s office they tried to bug. It was the main phone system of the federal building in downtown New Orleans, which includes
The Federal Public Defender
Hyatt Regency-New Orleans
Senator Mary L Landrieu
United States Government Courts: Clerk's Office
US General Services Administration
US Pretrial Services
US Probation & Parole Office
US Secret Services
Bwwwahahahahaha! Best comment from the web:
I guess his next project will be "Exposing the Homosexual Agenda in the Federal Prison System."Bonus flashback: 31 House Representatives honor a domestic terrorist:
"Rep. Pete Olson today introduced a resolution in honor of Hannah Giles and James O'Keefe III for their diligent investigative journalism exposing the fraudulent and potentially illegal activities of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now or ACORN."Hee! Well, now they can honor him for exposing the fraudulent and illegal activities of conservatards, right? Not bloody likely:
”[Y]et today, in light of these deplorable and illegal attacks on the office of a United States senator by their champion, Republicans have not offered a single iota of disgust, a whisper of indignation or even a hint of outrage."As par for the course, O’Keefe’s boss Andrew Not-So-Breitbart disavowed all knowledge. From Talking Points Memo (mostly):
Once we heard that O'Keefe got clipped, we wondered whether this was another job for Andrew Breitbart who published O'Keefe's ACORN videos. We just got hold of him and he responded: “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeee eeeeee eeeeeeeeee!!!!1!, adding,”Liberal conspiracy!!1!!” and "I need to find information on this. I'm out of the loop on this. I will make my determination then on when to comment."I bet. A hysterical headline from Think Progress made me lol:
“Fox News Devastated Over Arrest Of ACORN Pimp, Says The Story Probably Needs ‘A Lot Of Context’”Right. Rule of law! Rule of law!