McCain complains of 'double standard' for Reid, whippersnappers on lawn

Querulous dotard John McCain fretfully reached for the onion on his belt as he crabbed over something he was told some Democrat did, dagnabbit.

A day late and a dollar short as usual, the curmudgeonly, senile old poop announced there had been a "stunning double standard" as far as how segregationist Trent "ah! n-words!" Lott was treated, compared to the that of Harry "at least he doesn't talk like Snoop Dogg!" Reid by the "liberal left."

He then went back to yelling at clouds.