This can only mean bad news... for Obama

Faux Nooze: scared stiff Dems are abandoning the fascist commie’s sinking ship!! Bwaahahahaha!

Reality: really. Well then, what does it mean that all those repukes are leaving office?

Faux: :: crickets ::

According to CQPolitics.com, seven Republicans have announced that they will not seek re-election in 2010 and are not intending to run for a different public office. Those Republicans are Sens. George LeMieux, Jim Bunning, Judd Gregg, George Voinovich, Kit Bond, and Reps. George Radanovich and Henry E. Brown. Moreover, 14 other Republicans are vacating their seats to run for another office, such as dogcatcher and Walmart Greeter.

And in the latest signs of trouble for President Barack Obama...

Bob Barr defends the Prez, calls Cheney et al "asinine".

Ron Paul says the teabaggers are inconsequential douchewads.

Michael Steele tells critics from his own party to shut the fuck up, yo.

Oh, and Democrat Richard Blumenthal is CRUSHING the republican candidates running for Dodd’s Senate seat.