January 14, 2010

Thrice-married adulterer: “I’m the best candidate the Sanctity of Marriage Party has”

Go for it, jerkoff.

Serial horndog and egomaniac Newt Gingrich said Wednesday he considers himself among the top republican prospects for the 2012 presidential election. Which may just be true if the other candidates are Dippie McQuitter and Mike “I never met a convicted felon I didn’t like” Huckabee.