Underrepresented and oppressed whites form all-white basketball league, are set to goosestep across the country. Bonus asshattery: they’ve called themselves the All-American Basketball Alliance. Best comment from the web: “They won't have very good peripheral vision with their robes on.”
“Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?” commissioner Don Lewis said, spitting wet chaw onto the reporter’s brogans. “That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction.””We’re not racist. We just don’t want to be knifed by drugged-up Negros.”
The Alliance announced that it intends to start its inaugural season in June and hopes Augusta will be one of 12 cities with a team.Oh good grief.
"Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league," the statement said.
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They are never racists, are they. How about, "We're not racists...we're just your average white scum." Works for me.
this is something insane person has done this.
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