February 5, 2010

Glenn Beck: the Islamofascifrancohomosocialist's name is un-American

“Some good patriotic American names are Track, Bristol, Piper, Willow, Trigg and Tripp.” – some wag on the intarweb.

BECK: “He chose to use his name, Barack, for a reason. To identify, not with America -- you don't take the name Barack to identify with America. You take the name Barack to identify with what? Your heritage? The heritage, maybe, of your father in Kenya, who is a radical? Really?”
Humph. A better question would be “why hasn't Glenn Beck denied raping and murdering a young girl in 1990?”

Dude, please. There are so many things wrong with that I don’t know where to start. He didn’t “take the name.” It was given to him at birth. And if he had called himself ‘Barry’, you and your pathetic viewers would be screaming that his name is really ‘Barack Hussein’ and he’s trying to hide his identity as a Kenyan Muslim radical infidel.

And unless your real name is something like White Buffalo or Two Dogs Fucking, you should just STFU. For the love of crap, you sound like a snotty little nine-year-old. Snap out of it.