Headline of the day

Obama approves the construction of the first new nuclear reactors in thirty years. Republicans call emergency meeting to determine what they don't like about this.

-- headline from Fark. Actual story here.

And how it will be covered:

MSNBC: "Obama Approves New Nuclear Reactors"
CNN: "Obama's Nuke Scenario A Terrorist Goldmine"
FUX: “Will Obama’s New Reactors Sterilize Us, Turning Us Gay?”