February 8, 2010

Internet quote of the day

“Hey teabaggers: that Hopey Changey stuff is working out great for me, as I just got a $1200 tax refund, even though my AGI went up by $8k this year. Thanks Obama!”

Runner-up: “The cross-out [on Sarah Palin’s palm] is hilarious as well; she really should’ve done a rough draft on her foot or thigh first.”

Bonus: “What's funnier is that she had to write down ‘Energy’ - one of her core campaign issues - and ‘tax cuts’ - the entire goddamn theme of the group and event she was addressing. It's like showing up for a math test and instead of the quadratic formula or pi, your crib notes had the answer to the ‘Name:’ portion of the test.”

2 comments:

jadedj said...

Now we know why her college degree didn't take six years.

big em said...

You know, I wonder if Palin and a lot of these Tea Partiers who supposedly get all dewy-eyed about the US Constitution and their 'American' (actually "US" when you get right down to it) patriotism could even pass the US citizenship test that the immigrant applicants have to pass? This is BEYOND the 'ugly American' syndrome and into uncharted regions of hubris, ignorance, & hucksterism.