This is why we can’t have nice things

In a letter to Penthouse Forum, serial adulterer Newt Gingrich explains how to treat a bitch.

Oh, sorry, he wrote an op-ed in Time on how the administration should be bipartisan by giving up all they worked for and the repuglicans can be bipartisan by making Obama and the Democrats use the GOP’s ideas. If they actually had any.

So, basically, I was right the first time.