March 17, 2010

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"Easily the worst decision CNN has ever made.”

Fox Lite – or, as it’s known in the business, CNN -- hires’s Erick “Eric” Erickson to be the puckery greek chorusboy to dick Cheney ballwiper John King on his new show CNN Conservatard Circlejerk.

"Erick's a perfect fit, because not only is he an agenda-setter whose words are closely watched in Washington, but as a person who still lives in small-town America, Erick is in touch with the very people John hopes to reach," said CNN political director Sam Feist.
You know: morons.
"With Erick's exceptional knowledge of politics, as well as his role as a conservative opinion leader, he will add an important voice to CNN's ideologically diverse group of political contributors."
An important voice. An important voice. Well, let’s see. The voice that called Michelle Obama a “marxist harpy wife”?

SC Justice Souter a “goat-fucking child molester”?

Feminists “enraged ugly feminazis” that should “get back to the kitchen”?

The one that said the Nobel Peace Prize “had an affirmative action quota”?

The one that agreed with Beck’s comment that the president is a racist and his followers are “worshippers, brownshirts, goons, and thugs”?

And who ironically said people should “march down to their state legislator's house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp"?

Who said "Obama's pimped us to every two bit thug and dictator in the world" after Chicago lost the 2016 Summer Olympics bid?

THAT “important voice”? Congratulations, CNN, you fucking idiots. As if people needed another reason not to watch you. Pathetic.