Partisan hack denied honor

University rejects Chief Justice Roberts as commencement speaker because he's too political, an asshole.

Butler University leaders said they wanted to avoid the controversy that a visit by the Supreme Court jerkwad might bring.

"We try to steer clear of political divides if possible," said a spokesperson for Butler, adding, “Plus, showcasing a whiny, rude, attention-whoring douchenozzle just might not send quite the right message to the student body.”

Amen to that, if she had actually had the nads to say it.