April 7, 2010

Northern Overexposure

Bible Spice’s new talk show a bootstrappingly-retarded clusterfox.

Following the show’s airing, critics gave it middling reviews, calling it “middling,” “canned,” “innocuous, flat,” a “two-fisted yawnfest,” a "vapid shitstorm" and a “letdown.” Many even called for Vladimir Putin to rear his head into Alaskan airspace and shoot the studio windows out.

It appears viewers weren’t thrilled either -- the show’s ratings didn’t even beat those of the program it replaced, Greta Van Susteren’s Surgery-Enhanced Boobies.

Moreover, the show “shed viewers from start to finish,” losing 18 percent of viewers over the course of the program.
LOL. Awesome.