April 22, 2010

Ol' Grandpappy McKeating abandons another of his principles

Former self-proclaimed maverick – who never said he was a maverick, so don’t call him one – does something unmavericky by flipflopping on one of his own pet projects, in order to save his career by pandering to xenophobic, teabagging submorons.

Cantankerous dotard John McCain, who once championed a path to citizenship for the nation's roughly 12 million undocumented immigrants, is now pushing for a crackdown on illegals amid the toughest re-election fight of his career.
Yeah, didn’t see that coming. What an unmaverick a jerkoff.