Seniletor McThuselah: “Mehhhhhh!”

An “agitated” John McCain says ‘Don't call me a maverick.’

Facing a primary challenge from tinfoiled potatohead JD Hayworth, the Arizona senator is trying to recast himself as a GOP loyalist.

McSenile, who built his political persona and his 2008 presidential campaign around the claim that he’s a “maverick” recently blatted : “I never considered myself a maverick.”

When POLITICO asked McCain about the contradiction at the Capitol this week, the querulous old Republican grew visibly irritated and snapped: “I’ve been called a thousand things. It’s absolutely ridiculous. I am not a communist. I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but I am not a porn star! ”

“And I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling bloggers!”