Ground Control to Major Obvious:
The funny shit is that the teabaggers, while staunchly upholding some parts of the constitution and wanting to repeal other parts of it, want to run on the idea of dismantling the Constitution while also claiming to be the only ones who will absolutely uphold the Constitution.
National surveys of the Tea Party have found that explicit racist sentiment is a strong component of the tea-party make up, in addition to economic conservatism and strong Republican partisanship.
Real Americans: White people.
God bless 'Murka!