August 14, 2010

Denial is not a River in Egypt, Asshats

Breaking: Al Gore is Fat!

Last month was the second warmest July on record, and so far 2010 remains on track to be the hottest year.
The report comes after a month of worldwide extremes including floods, fires, melting ice and feverish heat. Atmospheric scientists have grown increasingly concerned about human-induced global warming in recent years, though political pressures and fierce arguments about climate change have slowed efforts to develop solutions.
All bullshit. After all, DC had a blizzard in February. And then there is that big chunk of ice that is three times bigger than Manhattan floating down the Atlantic ocean.
Nothing see here, Prole, move on.