Fair and balanced

Not even pretending any more, Faux Nooze/Wall Steet Jerkwad owner Rupert Murdoch is funding rethug candidates, donating $1 million to the Republican Governors Association. Indeed, the repukes' biggest corporate donor was Murdich's News [sic] Corp --

The duhrector of the Democratic Governors Association responds:

"Time and time again, Fox News has defended itself against accusations that it is nothing more than a tool of the Republican Party. We know now that the reality is so much worse: they're bankrolling the GOP.

"This is hypocrisy at its worst, and is a sad day for all of us who believe that an independent and impartial media is vital to our democracy.

"Not only does this contribution severely compromise Fox's news reporting, but it even breaks Fox's own promise to its shareholders that it won't give money to benefit officeholders."

Next: water is wet. Jeebus.