IOKIYAR: The Never-Ending Series

Hypocritical failure and family values champion of the Reich-Wing, Newt Gingrich thinks what's ok for me is NOT for thee.

He asked her to just tolerate the affair, an offer she refused.

He’d just returned from Erie, Pennsylvania, where he’d given a speech full of high sentiments about compassion and family values.

The next night, they sat talking out on their back patio in Georgia. She said, “How do you give that speech and do what you’re doing?”

“It doesn’t matter what I do,” he answered. “People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn’t matter what I live.“

Ground control to Major Asshat: Get over yourself. There is human alive who needs to hear your shallow, hypocritical bullshit. There are more eloquent hypocrites than you out there. That being said, No one can say what you say in that irritating voice quite like you.
THAT being said, go fuck yourself.