September 9, 2010

Headlines you don't see every day

... but should:

Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem
Rick Santorum would very much like to be president. For the past few years, he has been diligently appearing at the sorts of conservative events where aspiring Republican candidates are expected to show up. But before he starts printing "Santorum 2012" bumper stickers, there's one issue the former GOP senator and his strategists need to address. You see, Santorum has what you might call a Google problem. For voters who decide to look him up online, one of the top three search results is usually the site SpreadingSantorum.com, which explains that Santorum's last name is a sexual neologism for "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
How fucking awesome. Just for clarity, though, that should be 'Rick "man on dog" Santorum's anal sex problem'.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.



Heh -- almost forgot the best part: "it may have contributed to Santorum's crushing 18-point defeat in his 2006 campaign against Bob Casey."

4 comments:

wangmo said...

O, man, Maru...too funny to laugh..i just moaned with
deep glee. u SO pwn these assclowns!! kudillios x 1001

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