February 10, 2011

Family Values!

Think or say what you will about the National Enquirer,but they got it right on Edwards, and hopefully, lightening will strike twice.

Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.
And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.
Please, please, please.....

2 comments:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

How long did it take her to wash the orange off?

Anonymous said...

Its obviously not true. Those are women. Would Boehner have sex with a woman for fun? I think not.