|U. S. NEWS|
|Obama Presents $3.5 Gazillion |
Includes $1.8 bazillion in cuts.
|Missouri GOP Introduces Bill to Repeal Child Labor Laws|
Claims they're job killers.
|Middle East Erupts in Revolution |
Annual Conference of Autocratic Potentates cancelled.
|Curveball Admits He Invented WMD|
Story Which Led to Iraq War
Now he tells us?