Why I voted Rushthuglibot via Driftglass
I voted Republican because I think the Confederacy had it just about right.Your turn.
I voted Republican because I know that I can trust unregulated
I voted Republican because, damn it, we don't need our food inspected, or our streets paved, or clean water, or fire departments.
I voted Republican because I believe that government should police and regulate women's vaginae. Unlike, say, mountaintop mining companies or the entire pharmaceutical industry.
I voted Republican because I only give a shit about deficits...or the constitution...or illegal wars...when there is someone in the White House with a (D) after their name.
I voted Republican because I believe blowjobs are impeachable offenses, but torture, secret prisons and illegal wars are just good, clean fun!
I voted Republican because I believe that somehow, someday, I will join the ranks of the wealthiest 1/10th of 1% of the population that Republicans actually care about.
I voted Republican because its easier than thinking for myself.
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"Well", to quote Raygun, if you're not going to snort, why even bother laughing?
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