March 10, 2011

Another Shitty Deal

Seems like somebody is full of shit:

Senator Rand Paul’s toilets don’t work, and he blames the Department of Energy.

At a hearing of the Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources on Thursday, Mr. Paul lambasted Kathleen Hogan, deputy assistant secretary for energy efficiency at the Energy Department, telling her that the department’s “hypocrisy” and “busybody nature” has “restricted choices” for consumers rather than made life better for them.

“You don’t care about the consumer really,” Mr. Paul said. “Frankly, my toilets don’t work in my house, and I blame you.”

The reason Congressman Paul's toilet is backed up is due to the fact that he and his fellow Republicans have been trying to flush the entire country down the toilet.
Call Joe the Plumber, already.
And go fuck yourself.

7 comments:

One Fly said...

and the lame dick horse you rode in on

Chris Vosburg said...

Part I like best is that it's likely that Rand Paul-- or the guy he hired-- fucked up the installation of his low-volume flush toilet (can't use the miniature-diameter inflow pipe like you did in the old one).

If only there was some some sort of way to keep incompetents from the practice of plumbing or contracting, perhaps a licensing requirement of some kind to protect the consumer...

Tim said...

I like this post very much! One fly you have to clue me in on some of these great sites. ;)

Friends of said...

Questioner: What do you think about these new pig tail light bulbs?

Rand Paul (the all knowing): My toilet doesn't work!1!1!!!111!!!!!

bigdog said...

And I thought his toilets didn't work because he is so full of shit.

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