If it weren't so true, this would be hilarious
A CEO, a tea party member, and a union worker are all sitting at a table when a plate with a dozen cookies arrives. Before anyone else can make a move, the CEO reaches out to rake in eleven of the cookies. When the other two look at him in surprise, the CEO locks eyes with the tea party member. "You better watch him," the executive says with a nod toward the union worker. "He wants a piece of your cookie.""What?!?! There were 12 cookies and the CEO only got 11 of them?!??!" Those tasty crumbs dribbling from the CEO's mouth should be plenty to help the rest.