Via fark.com: If you commit a felony, using the "I didn't know it was against the law" defense won't work. Unless you are a Supreme Court Justice. Then it works great.
Clarence Thomas, a fucking Supreme Court Justice, breaks a federal law that got Bill Clinton and Martha Stewart in deep hoohah and would get any other person in this country thrown in the fucking slammer. But he'll get off scot-free because he's Clarence Fucking Thomas.
Thomas' behavior raises three obvious questions, the answers to which are all inter-related: Why is it likely that no consequences will be visited on a Supreme Court justice who has committed a series of criminal offenses? Why is this story not a full-blown scandal?And why is Thomas such an insufferable prick and still has yet to be shown his fucking ass on a platter?