Makin' progress
Over Memorial Day, Vice President Dick "dick" Cheney said the Iraqi insurgency was in its "last throes." Let's see...

Iraq is now a terrorist training ground, says the CIA.

Baghdad reeling from multiple bomb attacks.

Gen. John Abizaid, the top American commander in the Persian Gulf, told Congress on Thursday that the Iraqi insurgency has not grown any weaker.


"Go fuck yourself, America-hater!"
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Karl Rove must resign, now
Changing the tone.

"Dems didn't get 9/11 consequences," WH svengali and despicable scumbag POS says.

"Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers. Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war." Rove said near Ground Zero last night. "Conservatives saw what happened to us on 9/11 and said we will defeat our enemies. Liberals saw what happened to us and said we must understand our enemies."

Fucker. Oh, and apparently, we also want our troops to die:

Mr. Rove also said American armed forces overseas were in more jeopardy as a result of remarks last week by Senator Richard Durbin.

"Has there ever been a more revealing moment this year?" Mr. Rove asked. "Let me just put this in fairly simple terms: Al Jazeera now broadcasts the words of Senator Durbin to the Mideast, certainly putting our troops in greater danger.

"No more needs to be said about the motives of liberals."

Well, fuck you, you slimy fuckhole. Fucking rot in Hell, you disgusting sack of shit.

Senator Harry Reid responds:

“I am deeply disturbed and disappointed that the Bush White House would continue to use the national tragedy of September 11th to try and divide the country. The lesson our country learned on that terrible morning is that we are strongest when we unite together, that America’s power is in its common spirit of democracy and freedom.

“Karl Rove should immediately and fully apologize for his remarks or he should resign. The lesson of September 11th is not different for conservatives, liberals or moderates. It is equally shared and was repeatedly demonstrated in the weeks and months following this tragedy as Americans of all backgrounds and their elected representatives rallied behind the victims and their families, united in our common determination to bring to justice those responsible for these terrible attacks.

“It is time to stop using September 11th as a political wedge issue. Dividing our country for political gain is an insult to all Americans and to the common memory we all carry with us from that day. When it comes to standing up to terrorists, there are no Republicans or Democrats, only Americans. The Administration should be focused on uniting Americans behind our troops and providing them a strategy for success in the war on terror and the conflict in Iraq. I hope the president will join me in repudiating these remarks and urge Mr. Rove to take appropriate action to right this terrible wrong.”

Hero/patriot Howard Dean called on Bush to "show some fucking balls leadership and unequivocally repudiate Rove's divisive and damaging political rhetoric."

Puh. Yeah, right. "The White House defended Rove's remarks and accused Democrats of engaging in partisan attacks." Son of a bitch.


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Wuh?
I went to the dentist last night to get a crown replaced, instead I got gum surgery and a tooth yanked.

"Do you take aspirin daily?" she asked, as I spurted blood everywhere (no).

I am so out of it today. The cool thing, though, was that for once, I was awake when a tooth was pulled. And yes, they do use pliers. Of a sort.


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Uh, yes, Scott… so when will the president’s daughters sign up to help the war effort?

Q Is the President concerned about the recruitment being down in his home country, he can't get -- you know, some day you may give a war and no one will come? And, also, the second part of the question, is there any member of the Bush clan who is in the military service now, that you know of?

MR. McCLELLAN: I'd have to go check; that's a pretty large clan, as you --

Q Would you do that?

MR. McCLELLAN: And in terms of your question on recruitment and the recruiting efforts, I think the Department of Defense has briefed on that recently and they've talked about their efforts to address some of the concerns that you bring up. I would refer you --

Q I asked if the President was concerned.

MR. McCLELLAN: Yes, it's something he talks to his military leaders about, and they keep him apprised of their efforts.

Q Is the President concerned?

MR. McCLELLAN: I'm sorry?

Q Is the President concerned?

Well, duh! He thinks about it every day. Every single day.

Q Mr. President, we were told that you planned to sharpen your focus on Iraq. Why did this become necessary? And given the recent surge in violence, do you agree with Vice President Dick Cheney's assessment that the insurgency is in its last throes?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Adam, I think about Iraq every day -- every single day ... And so, you know, I think about this every day, every single day, and will continue thinking about it...

An’ it’s hard work!


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Moral clarity
Bringing dignity and values back to the White House.

Mary Carey, star of such hard-core porn flicks as "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo" and a guest at the National Republican Congressional Committee's multimillion-dollar dinner with Preznit WarMonkey last week, would “totally want to have sex with” the Bush twins.


“IOKIYAR!”
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Tonight on CNN...
I try to guess the top stories on the channel I trust to bring me hard news.

Why only the republicans can keep us safe from a certain attack by weapons of mass destruction.

What does traitorous crybaby loser Durbin's apology mean to the America-hating Demonrat party?

Compassionate conservatives take personal SS accounts off the table as stonewalling Dems sulk, make America, the baby Jebus cry.

America's Antichrist: the Hitlery Xlintoon biography: is it true? Who cares! Hitlery Xlintoon!

Next: we proactively bash Demonrats for shutting down the gov. over the eventual Rehnquist replacement. Why do Democraps hate America?

Florida's Duhmocrats: why don't they just kill themselves now?

Heroic tot found alive, parents did not beat the living shit out of him for wandering off, getting lost.

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WWJD, dickhead?
Congress comes to a standstill after insane prick Rep. Hostettler accuses Dems of "denigrating and demonizing Christians."


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Values
Heh - Texas Governor Rick Perry is caught on videotape saying "adios, mofo" to Houston TV reporter.
- requires registration, damn them.


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White House rejects Gitmo probe
Nothing to see here, move along...

The White House on Tuesday rejected the creation of an independent commission to investigate abuses of detainees held at the military prison camp at Guantanamo Bay, saying that the White Hou Pentagon-run probe was quite sufficient.


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Bringing honor and integrity back to Washington
Contemptible shitheel's unethicality in the "news" again.

A casino-rich tribe wrote checks for at least $55,000 to House Majority Leader/corrupt scumbag Tom DeLay's political groups, but the donations were never publicly disclosed and the tribe was directed by DeLay's pet lobbyist Jack Abramoff to divert the money to "more obscure groups" that helped Republicans, tribal documents show.

DeLay's Texans for a Republican Majority and Americans for a Republican Majority never reported receiving any checks from the Louisiana tribe to federal or state regulators, their reports show. The donations, however, are recorded in memos and ledgers kept by the tribe.

Why do Native Americans hate America?


The unethical scumbag.
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Profiles in courage
Why Dems will always be losers.

With tears in his eyes and facing the cowardly condemnation of a few of his fellow ho-democrats, Senator/bitch Dick Durbin apologized Tuesday for comparing American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay to Nazis, Soviets, and republicans.


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Keepin' us safer
Statesman and war preznit Bush spurned secret 2002 North Korea overture, totally blew off chance to reduce N Korean nooculer program.


"Kim Jong Il is a poopyhead!"
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And #uck you!
Michael Schiavo buries wife, gets last dig in at parents, meddling politicians.


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Birdbath, back yard, 14 June 05.


Resolvitude
No-talent assclown John Bolton's hopes for the UN job appear to hinge on whether the unhinged President Stupid flipflops and goes around lawmakers to appoint him temporarily during summer recess. The White House has seemingly left open that possibility, and White House spokestool Scott McClellan on Tuesday also ruled out withdrawing Bolton's nomination.

Senate Majority Leader/douchebag Bill Frist's conflicting comments over whether the Senate might vote anew on Bolton underscore the political pressures that the long-running battle over Bolton have heaped upon himself and Bush.

"If Bolton gets through, he's gonna change his act real quick, or he'll be out." - Sen. Lindsey Graham.


Up or down vote.
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Frist flip-flops
Reversing himself after a meeting with Preznit WarMonkey, Senate Majority Leader/douchebag and Pussy Supreme Bill Frist said he will continue pushing for a floor vote on no-talent assclown John Bolton for UN ambassador.

Frist switched his position after initially saying Tuesday that negotiations with Democrats to get a vote on Bolton had been exhausted. Talking to reporters in the White House driveway after a luncheon with Bush, Frist said: "The president made it very clear that he expects an up or down vote."

Just over an hour earlier, Frist said he wouldn't schedule another vote on Bolton's nomination.

Bwwwwaahahahahaha!

Pussy.
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Action alert
Matt writes in:

Today from 5pm - 7pm in Monmouth County, NJ, Doug Forrester is hosting a $1000/plate fundraising event headlined by special guest and Bush favorite Karl Rove. NJ Democrats are holding a protest. Please pass this information on to any forum, listservs, or blogs you’re a part of.

The New Jersey State Democratic Party is organizing a protest outside of the event to show that Forrester’s agenda is like a greatest hits of Bushism: tax cuts for the wealthy, wage cuts for the middle class, Social Security privatization, and massive deficits...

If you have any questions or if you’d like to attend, email Jonathan Murray (jonathan.murray@njdems.org) so that he knows that you’re coming. The goal is to get 100+ people there, so please forward this message to your friends!

Frist: no more votes on Bolton
No-talent assclown will be backdoored in by Bunnypants.

Reactions from RimJob's Circlejerk Central:

Have the Republican's gone French?

Who died and made him boss???????????

This better mean a recess appointment! Don't give in to the vicious Rats EVER!

Frist=Loser! This man will never be president if I have anything to say about it.

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Fristing
The AMA urged Senate Republicans on Monday to remove Mad Doctor/douchebag Bill Frist from his position as Senate Majority Leader, calling his diagnosis of Terri Schiavo "fraudulent," "shameful" and "inexcusable." Asked point-blank if rethugs should press Frist to step down from his leadership post, Dr D. Hurtz told ABC radio host and pud-faced gasbag Sean Hannity, "Fuckin' a, asswipe."

What? Oh. Sorry. The actual article had something to do with sanctimonious hypocrite Bill 'weenie' Frist getting his moistened panties in a wad again. Douchebag.

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Supportin' the troops
Marine units found to lack equipment, Corps estimates of needs in Iraq are called faulty. Why do the Marines hate America?


"Need some wood?"
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Calling shenanigans

Iraqi lawmakers from across the political spectrum called for the withdrawal of foreign forces from their country. "We have asked in several sessions for occupation troops to withdraw. Our request was ignored."

US trying to delay interrogation of Saddam, Iraq says; "It seems there are lots of secrets they want to hide."


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