ME! ME! MEEEE!!!!!!

The most persecuted American since Jesus, former half term Governess $arah Failin Mooselini® bails on military family fundraiser because....the Giffords shooting is still all about HER:

A press release posted on the sponsoring organization's Facebook page reads, "Due to an onslaught of personal attacks against Gov. Palin and others associated with her appearance, it is with deep sadness and disappointment that, in the best interest of all, we cancel the event for safety concerns."
The press release goes on to say that no direct threats were made against Palin, nor were any made against members of the organization's staff, but in light of the shooting rampage in Arizona last month, the negative rhetoric "raises concern for her safety and the safety of others despite the call for civility in America."

Oh, and then there is this:

The cancellation of the speaking engagement frees Palin to attend the NBC/Politico Republican presidential primary debate at the Reagan Presidential Library in California, also scheduled for May 2.

That such a balloon head has been the center of the corporate medias attention for over 4 years should tell you how fucked we are as a country.

A Good Start

I'm Mad As Hell

Wish I was here.

Let's roll!

Famed he-man/cowpoke George Wuh? Bush cancels visit to Switzerland of all places.

Leftist groups [sic] had planned to protest the visit, according to news agencies and probably Faux Noise. But several human rights groups had also filed criminal complaints against Bush, demanding that he be taken into custody if he stepped on Swiss soil and investigated for allegations of ordering torture.

A right-wing member of the Swiss parliament also demanded last week Bush's arrest on war crimes allegations if he came to the country, according to Reuters.

Predictable..........

It should be time for the Reich-Wingnuts to get their line of bullshit together and tried to go all apeshit about the Muslim Brotherhood being the next al-Qaeda/Goldstein/Hamas/Ooga Booga..........

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the perspective of Glenn Beck.

I dare you to click the link, but don't blame me if you never ever sleep again. People actually eat this bullshit up. Seriously.
Without a doubt, Egypt is going to be soon under the command by Al Qaeda's newest second in command control the world......or something like that.
Get duct tape, Now!

Is American Idle On?

Egyptians are rioting for less of an ass-rape than we are getting......

Watcha think?

Found at: The Daily Bail

Walk like an Egyptian

Global revolution anyone? Hopefully coming to a country near you soon.

Length Without Girth.......

Socialist President's economic guru says that job creation will pick up as soon as growth occurs. you know, because the Corporatocracy is not earning enough.
Because a rising stock market and sitting on $2 TRILLION in profits is not enough growth.
There are pills for that.

Patriotismtudeness

This should go over well.

Repugs plan to send huge amounts of money to China before paying off Social Security beneficiaries and other American citizens owed money.

The Administration thinks such a policy would be tone deaf. "Such a policy would also be unacceptable to American servicemen and women, retirees, and all other Americans, who would rightly reject the notion that their payment has been deemed a lower priority by their government," Deputy Treasury Secretary Neal Wolin added.

The top Democrats on the House and Senate Budget Committees call it a jaw-droppingly bad idea.

"WTF?? I think it is a dreadful idea," Sen. Ken Conrad (D-ND) said. "Basically what they are saying is, pay China first. Are we going to forget about the American public and the things that they need? Somehow they are secondary? And paying the Chinese and the Japanese is the first priority of this country? I don't even know how to describe it besides saying it sucks majorly stinky ass. Good fucking gravy."

Fearmongering idiot losing audience

Along with sponsors, radio spots, hair follicles and remaining brain cells. Eric Boehlert reports:

I've been monitoring Beck's ratings for some time and I cannot recall a streak of weeks like this where he's so consistently fallen below two million viewers. This is definitely new territory for Glenn Beck. I don't know if it's the utter sameness of the show that's driving former viewers away, but the air is clearly seeping out. Between November and the first three weeks of January, Glenn Beck has lost, on average, nearly 500,000 viewers.... his audience is down 50% from where it was 12 months ago.

And yes, the decline comes in the wake of news that Beck's nationally syndicated radio show was recently yanked out of two of the countries largest markets, New York and Philadelphia.

Must be a Hitleresque Muslim plot by liberal elite Nazis funded by George Soros. Damn them! Hee hee.

Teabagger: repukes blew it

And by "it" they mean the Bush/Cheney cock. Of doooom.

Virginia Tea Party leader Jamie Radtke went after the Republican establishment Thursday during an address to the Senate Tea Party caucus.

During her address to the caucus, Radtke said, "The Tea Party movement would not exist today if the Republicans had not failed under the Bush years."

Just sayin'.

"They've talked about everything but jobs"

Orange-toned juicehead the pits.

Republicons won dozens of elections last fall after claiming Democrats had focused too little on creating jobs. Now GOP lawmakers stand accused of the same charge, using their new House majority to push to repeal the president's health care law, restrict abortions and highlight other social issues important to their most conservative supporters.

The abortion proposal "reflects the will of the people," wept ochre-hued liar John Boehner, who surprisingly is still employed. "It's one of our highest legislative priorities."


Please.

Is Michele Bachmann the new Sarah Palin?

Gail Collins explains in the aptly-titled "Don’t Know Much About History" in the NY Times.

And do we really need a new Sarah Palin? Shouldn’t the first one be made to go away before we start considering replacements?

Considering? {shudder}

If Palin and Bachmann were your co-workers, Palin would be the one sneaking out early to go bowling, while Bachmann would stay late to reorganize the office seating chart to reflect her own personal opinion of who most deserves to be near the water cooler.

Wrong about history, wrong concerning current events, taking satiric novels as personal affronts, being completely unread and possibly batshit crazy, that these twin airheads get any newstime at all is shameful. If I wanted to listen to utter crap I'd spend the rest of my life watching B-movies on Netflix.

Hmmmmm....

Heh

Pic seen at Fark.

Douchebag outdouches own douchebaggery

"Fair and Balanced" Fux News's Steve Doocey takes time out of a weather report to read anonymous blog comments attacking a reporter who ran a piece critical of Faux:


Dude, like, WTF???