WTF Is It Now?!?

The actual text (and annotated subtext) of pResident Bunnypants' remarks on Osama bin Laden at his press conference on Wednesday:

The pResident: And the idea of focusing on one person is — indicates to me people don't understand the scope of the mission.

(Karl says that if I repeat this mumbo jumbo often enough, people will buy it and forget all that Wanted Dead or Alive junk.)

You know, I just don't spend that much time on him, to be honest with you.

(I can't stop thinking about it. Dad says I should pretend he didn't slip through our fingers. Dad says if he hadn't compared Saddam to Hitler, people wouldn't have gotten so riled at him when he let Saddam stay in power. Gee, I wish Rummy would hurry up and get Osama. Anyway, Daschle hasn't caught Osama either.)

I'm more worried about making sure that our soldiers are well supplied, that the strategy is clear.

(Karl says we should use the war to help us in the midterm Congressional elections this fall, but we should do it in a way no one notices.)

-- --- more at Osama bin Later (by Maureen Dowd)