WTF Is It Now?!?

'Ashcroft Sings, Nation Cringes - More proof positive that the United States Attorney General is quite possibly insane'

Crisco! Calico cats! Large metallic nipples! A must-read by Mark Morford. Here's a teaser:
"Like it's not creepy enough that everyone's favorite terminally bitter ultraconservative Christian US attorney general actually has himself anointed with cooking oil upon the assumption of every public office he has every held....But now this. Now the public singing."

You gotta see this! : Click here :D