WTF Is It Now?!?

Breaking News!!! - for total idiots, by total idiots:

Al Gore shaved his beard over the weekend while the political focus of the Gore family was on his wife's deliberations over whether to run for the Senate from Tennessee. The 2000 Democratic presidential nominee shaved early Sunday, associates said. "It was to show his support for Tipper's potential Senate campaign," said Gore spokesman Jano Cabrera. "If she wanted a new start, he'd be ready." By late Sunday, Mrs. Gore had announced she would not run for the Senate seat being vacated by Republican Fred Thompson.
Gore has worn the beard since a European vacation last summer, prompting speculation about its significance for any future presidential plans. Gore has not announced whether he will run again. The beard's removal prompted another flurry of media calls. Cabrera cautioned against reading too much into the clean-shaven look. "This is not
a tea leaf," Cabrera said. "Millions of American men woke up today and shaved. This does not mean they are en route to Concord, N.H., to file."

-- -- --Yahoo Nooze this afternoon. For crying out loud, doesn't the media have anything better to do?? I have plenty of stories they could be working on, for chrissake. Ooooooh, he shaved! Let the Gore-bashing begin! It's sooooooo much easier than working.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.