March 3, 2002

Didn't I make ya veal....

Took a walk along the beach yesterday - found some coral pieces that looked like finger bones, others that were the size and shape of small, well-formed dildos. It was a nice day, though pretty windy, and the beach was packed with screeching sand-covered little snotbags, and strangely enough, meaty Germans in dangerous, grotesque bikinis that practically screamed "look, I'm a eunich!". It was like a parade of cocktail weenies stuffed into brightly-colored teeny sausage casings. I was not at all hungry after that.

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