WTF Is It Now?!?

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Make Them Accountable presents The Crappys!

Winners include Rush 'the Vile Pigboy' Limbaugh: "If you take away the black vote, Bush won in a landslide."

William "Holy shit" Bennett: "Bill Clinton spent eight years in the White House having sex......WITH WOMEN!!!"

Howard "Pass the KY" Fineman: "Dubyah loves to wear the uniform-whatever the correct one happens to be for a particular moment. I counted no fewer than four changes of attire during the day trip we took to Fort Campbell in Kentucky and back...We saw, among other things, a leader who is utterly comfortable in his role... He's a boomer product of the '60s-but doesn't mind ermine robes... Bush envelops himself in the trappings of office. Maybe that's because he's seen it from the inside since his dad served as Reagan's vice president in the '80s. The presidency is a family business."

and Peggy "Pass the Depends!" Noonan: "George W. Bush is respectful, moderate, commonsensical, courteous...He is a modest man of faith. He has dignity. And he has a kind of joshy gravitas....He has a new weight, a new gravity, a new physical and moral comfort.... He possesses a sharp and intelligent instinct, an inner shrewdness...He is emotionally and intellectually mature."

Great stuff at MakeThemAccountable.com


Today in History:

30 Pontius Pilate condemned Jesus to death.
1794 President Washington and Congress authorized creation of the U.S. Navy
1866 Patent for a urinal is granted to Andrew Rankin.
1917 the Seattle Metropolitans became the first U.S. team to win the Stanley Cup as they defeated the Montreal Canadiens.
1985 John Brownhill, was celebrating his first hole-in-one in the clubhouse of Shortlands Golf Club when his wife Ena dashed in saying that she had just done the same - at the same hole. He used a seven iron, she a seven wood. Even if another couple had already bagged their first hole-in-one at the same hole on the same day, if was unlikely that they shared the same birthday, as the Brownhills did. And they were both insurance brokers.

(Yahoo News, ForteanTimes, Rotton.com)

The Top 20 New Euphemisms for Passing Gas

20> Shredding the evidence
19> Singing Taliban campfire songs
18> Sending an f-mail message
17> Adjusting for inflation
16> Fumigating for couch lice
15> Detonating the thermobaric elevator-clearing bomb with index-finger fuse
14> Buying a bowel
13> Violating the chemical weapons ban
12> Writing a gastrointestinal rumination
11> Calling Dr. Laura
10> Pitching a Seinfeld-star sitcom
9> Smoking out Osama
8> Adjusting trajectory by firing the jalapeno afterburner
7> Singing along with Britney
6> Who let the chili dogs out?
5> "I have no idea what you're talking about." (ladies only)
4> Blow-drying your thighs
3> Evacuating the GI hostages
2> Earning first chair in the butthorn section

and Topfive.com's Number 1 New Euphemism for Passing Gas...

1> Spraying "Eau de Mickey Rourke" ....mine is "Coming up with a Bushism"


Heard on Letterman: George W. Bush was in South America. Today he was in El Salvador and he made sure that everyone knew that he knew that means - "The Salvador."


Is the WH covering up the fact that they ordered flight 93 shot down on 9/11?

On that hectic morning, Cheney recommended that bush authorize the military to shoot down any civilian airliners - 'You bet,'" the Unelected Idiot told him.

"There is a plane 80 miles out," a military aide said. "There is a fighter in the area. Should we engage?" "Yes," Cheney replied without hesitation.
The military aide repeated the question, this time with even more urgency. The plane was now 60 miles out. "Should we engage?" Cheney was asked. "Yes," he replied again.
As the plane came closer, the aide repeated the question. Does the order still stand? "Of course it does," Cheney snapped.

Passenger Edward Felt of Matawan, N.J, calls from a restroom, saying that he saw a puff of smoke and heard an explosion, leading some to cite this as evidence that the plane was shot down by the military.

Within minutes, there was a report that a plane had crashed in southwestern Pennsylvania - what turned out to be United Flight 93.

click here, here and here. (--- Thanks to democrats.com)