WTF Is It Now?!?

Never mind eagles - can't you just picture John Ashcroft singing this?:

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK., I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I go to the lavatory. On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra - I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear papa.
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK., I sleep all night and I work all day.

- - "The Lumberjack Song", Terry Jones, Michael Palin, & Fred Tomlinson