You can get a free meal at most seafood restaurants
if you order lobster and, upon arrival of the meal,
hysterically cry out, "This is the lobster that
killed my parents!" This doesn't work as well
with pizza though, so don't even bother.
- - George MacMillan - {Ruminations from Top5, Copyright 2002, Chris White}
Yes, I know it's a crab. Bite me.
March 16, 2002
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