WTF Is It Now?!?

another keeper from MWO -

The original, so-called "Bush Doctrine" ("Evildoers Are Evil And We're Against Them") has been scrapped for a new, less complex Doctrine administration officials believe Bush may be capable of adhering to consistently, as well as referencing publicly without causing international incidents and further loss of US credibility worldwide.

The new Bush Doctrine: "'Suicide bombers' should be called 'homicide bombers' since they kill others as well as themselves," was unveiled as Colin Powell traveled to the Middle East in an attempt to secure a cease-fire after months of inaction and disinterest in the region on the part of the Bush regime.

LOL - read more at Media Whores Online !