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Dick Vitale's Wife Tires of Sexual Commentary

NEW YORK (DPI) - "Whether awesome or not," said a candid Lorraine Vitale in an interview with Daily Probe sports staff, "I do not appreciate Dick's affirmation of my performance." Mrs. Vitale indicated she was particularly annoyed by the catch phrases assigned by the ESPN announcer to their most intimate acts. While declining to be specific, Mrs. Vitale confessed that terms such as "rim sweeper," "cream puff," "doughnut time," and "slam, bam, cram" belonged in the announcer's booth, not the bedroom. Mrs. Vitale decline to move beyond a general criticism, although she did suggest that Mr. Vitale's personal preferences gave a new twist to his oft-used "diaper dandy" catch phrase.

(Reported by Jim Rosenberg)

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(from http://www.dailyprobe.com/)