WTF Is It Now?!?

Eratio* Update - Does he ever sleep??!:
10.6192: Prey atarian_SDMB473 escaped
10.6190: Caught and fighting against atarian_SDMB473
10.6186: Hunting atarian_SDMB473
10.6152: Hunting SamIIIIIIIII
10.6134: Hunting SweetCakes
10.6132: Hunting Bug3
10.6127: Hunting 1324
10.6125: Hunting tf_pano4314_27
10.6115: Hunting TwoIIIII
10.6103: Mated with wymbeast but conception did not take place
10.6084: Mated with MrCarn but conception did not take place
10.6046: Mated with zephster3 but conception did not take place
10.6027: Mated with ABBY-SDMB but conception did not take place
10.5975: Mated with Chomby but conception did not take place
10.5900: Mated with 33333333 but conception did not take place
*See 4/8/02, in archive section


One year ago today: pResident Dumbass almost sends us to Defcon5 when he warns China that an attack on Taiwan could provoke a U.S. military response.

Today: It's back to the pig farm as Laura's Lazy Loser tries to play cowboy with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah. This oughta be good: Saudi officials have criticized the Moron of Midland for failing to crack down on Israel and for his characterization of Sharon as "man of peace." His comments sent tensions in the Middle East "headed for an abyss," said Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud al-Faisal, who ridiculed the Crawford Cowabuser on national TV.

According to the New York Times, the Crown Prince is expected to tell the AWOL Wonderchimp in stark terms at their meeting on Thursday that the strategic relationship between their two countries will be threatened if Daddy's Little Doofus does not moderate his support for Israel's military policies.



The Ignorant Impotus's schedule for the next few days:

Friday: stroking the Republican Party's biggest financial supporters over lunch. Sounds nasty. And I hope they're not dining in another damn submarine.
The weekend: chopping down helpless shrubbery, pious photo-ops in church, stalking cows
Monday: it's off to New Mexico and California to raise money for Republicans there.


Word of the Day: Assiduous - "Bein' preznit is hard!", chirped Smirky the Chimp as he assiduously rounded up the recalcitrant cows, hoping they would impart some moral clarity to the Mideast situation.



LOL - Texas A&M tells Gramm to F*ck Off!

Former CIA Director Robert Gates, who has served as interim dean of Texas A&M's George Bush School of Government and Public Service (stop it! you're killing me!!), will be named the university's 22nd president, said a regent who did not wish to be named Wednesday.

Most of the regents will select Gates over U.S. Sen. Phil Gramm, partly because Gramm has "huge drawbacks" related to his hard-line conservative views, the regent said.

"He's a divider, not a uniter," the regent said about Gramm.




Last Night on Crossfire:

The Bow-Tied Baby: I don't know a single Democrat who's happy about [Al Gore's] apparent run for the presidency again. All Democrats I know are unhappy about it. And you've got to see him for what he is, a guaranteed loser, don't you?

Congressman Jim Moran: No. Gee, not one single Democrat is happy about the results of the presidential election, because they feel that the president was selected by the Supreme Court, instead of elected by the American people.


Quotes

"The United States is under enormous threat and the times call for resolve, strength and delicate diplomacies across a wide variety of issues affecting countries friendly to us, not so friendly and downright hostile. In response, George W. Bush strides into the international china shop in spurs, ten-gallon hat and double-drawn pistols, rattling decades of delicately placed and fragile diplomatic crystal. I don't say he is a corrupt man, but I insist he is becoming a corrupted man." - Jim Freeman

"[T]he White House has been outsmarted by foreign leaders who have used Bush's words to justify and deflect criticism of their policies and agendas. The cost to the United States has been a loss of corresponding credibility and influence abroad now and possibly in the long-run." - Ehsan Ahrari

The Top 6 Recipe Steps That Sound Dirty but Aren't:

6. Beat by hand in quick strokes until thick and creamy.

5. Insert probe. When it pops, you're done!

4. You're looking for stiff peaks.

3. Pound meat until tender.

2. Knead and let rise in warm, moist environment.

and the Number 1 Recipe Step That Sounds Dirty but Isn't...

1. Stuff sausage in the cavity between the legs.



Today's Photo:


Der Fuhrer salutes
party faithful at rally
in South Dakota.