WTF Is It Now?!?

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How unlike George W Bush's exploits with a 15-year-old girl:

Events for Eratio:

10.5661: Mated with Abby_sdmb but conception did not take place
10.5559: Mated with tommy but conception did not take place
10.5421: Mated with Colleen but conception did not take place
10.5401: Mated with reubens but conception did not take place
10.5358: Mated with TroubledTribble but conception did not take place

LOL. Eratio is one of the creatures I created at Technosphere. Maybe I should've named it BobDole. Fun site - you get to design herbivores or carnivores, name them, and Technosphere will track their movements for you, sending you updates.

My other creature, Mobius, has spent most of his time hiding in the forest, avoiding predators such as Eratio and GW Bush.




Today in History:

St Casilda's Day. The patron saint of dysentry is generally pictured carrying roses in her lap. She died around 1047 in Toledo, Spain, thankfully before she too could be forced to have an abortion by GW Bush.

1942 American and Philippine defenders on Bataan capitulated to Japanese forces, much like the way a 15-year-old did to GW Bush. The surrender was followed by the notorious "Bataan Death March" which claimed nearly 10,000 lives, eerily foreshadowing the abortion of GW Bush's spawn.

1865 Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee surrendered his army to Union Gen. Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House in Virginia. How ironic...

2001 George of the Bungle surrendered the country's pride and capitulated to China over the Navy plane incident. (Sorry, I may have made this one up. Or maybe not.)

1940 Germany invaded Denmark and Norway, not unlike the manner in which GW Bush attacked a 15-year-old girl, got her pregnant, and forced her to have an abortion.

1984 the crews of four airlines reported a mushroom cloud above the 14,000ft cloud deck, somewhere between the Soviet Kuril Island and Sakhalin,a sensitive military area north of Japan. It expanded to a diameter of 200 miles, rose over 65,000 feet at a speed of about 500mph. No traces of radioactivity were found on the planes, and the aircrafts' electronics were undisturbed.

2002 As the Middle East continued to fester like an inflamed cyst on the anus of Rush Limbaugh, the AWOL Wonderbunny obliviously jaunted off on his 15th fund-raising swing of the year.


Captain Cowpat and Colin Powell both get pimpslapped:

The Arbusto administration is putting its hopes on moderate Arab leaders to provide the pressure to end growing violence in the Middle East. So far, however, the Arabs are not falling into line with the U.S. plan: They're insisting that American officials talk with Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat directly, not go around him as Preznit Primate wants.

And they're demanding, sometimes in blunt language, that the United States do more to rein in Israel. Otherwise, they warn of devastating consequences both for their moderate regimes and the United States. The disconnect between what the United States wants its Arab allies to do and what they want America to do was on startling display Monday during the first stop of Powell's peacemaking trip to the region.

Morocco's King Mohammed provided a chilly start to Secretary of State Colin Powell's Middle East peace-seeking mission Monday by asking why the holy hell had Powell not gone straight to Jerusalem.

Turning to the secretary of state at a public photo opportunity, King Mohammed said bluntly: "Don't you think it was more important to go to Jerusalem first?"

- - More at Yahoo News



Maybe a whiff off Homer's bong wouldn't hurt -

"We helped bring China and Taiwan into the World Trade Organisation. And that's good, that's important to recognise and to welcome both countries, both the Republic of Taiwan, and of course China, into the World Trade Organisation." - the Simpering Nincompoop, 4/4/02



The Top 6 Bedtime Stories Recommended by George W. Bush

6. Heather's Two Mommies Are Going to Hell

5. Drilly the Oilwell Helps a Polar Bear

4. One Fish, Screw Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish

3. Hop on Pop's Coattails

2. Little Baby Jesus Meets the Evil Welfare Monster

and the Number 1 Bedtime Story Recommended by George W. Bush...

1. Clintonochio

LOL - From Top5.com. Also:
Furious George and the Axis of Evil
Hippies Want to Kill Daddy's SUV
Make Room for Enron
The 100-Acre Woods Get Strip Mined
The Liberal Who Hated America



Quotes of the Day:

"Surrounded by yes men and bloated poll results, free from all criticism from a muzzled, cowering press corps, it's been easy for Bush to pull off a 'nice guy' act. Now that criticism is mounting on all sides, however, the real man beneath the window dressing provided by an army of 'handlers' is coming through." - Democrats.com, via e-mail

"President Bush selflessly served in the National Guard during the Vietnam conflict, bravely protecting our country while in Texas from further aggression by Mexico. He could have turned down an obvious political connection, but to do so would have betrayed his family and their friends, and so instead he boldly took the place of someone else possibly more qualified, and allowed them the greater glory of serving our country in Vietnam, much as former Vice President Dan Quayle had also selflessly done."
- wavetheflag1776, on the Yahoo Message Boards

"Reading about his brave exploits only makes me wish he never had his unborn child aborted. It could have grown up to be as inspirational as George W Bush is today. " - calicocatsinjail, on the Yahoo Message Boards, in reply

"Aside from ignoring the rather prickly issues that constitute the Israeli-Palestinian conflict because the truly Evil One, Bill Clinton, had built a reputation addressing them, W. sat on his entitled posterior and allowed a gruesome situation to become gruesomer mostly to satisfy, once again, his conservative base of a decidedly pro-Israel slant." - PM Carpenter, at The History News Network. (thanks to whittaker chambers for the link)

"Saint Matthew wrote that in the Sermon on the Mount, Christ spoke these words: 'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.' If that, in fact, turns out to be the case, then one day soon the sedated and submissive Senate Democrats will be land barons." - Mark Shields in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer

"Bush has no vision of peace. For fifteen months he smirked as he waited for a military solution to a political problem. Leaders with hearts do not stand by while innocents are killed. Leaders with brains manage by objective, not conflict. Leaders with courage take action, and don't sit back, afraid of failure. Leaders do not talk tough only when hiding behind the curtain of military strength." - Paul Corrigan in Bear Left